The Book List

For someone who studied English, I have a pretty long list of books I've never read. Although, I also have a long list of books I have read that you've probably never heard of, and I would not recommend them for light reading. Last year I made a list of books that I needed to read that year, and never got around to it. Some of them you would probably see and say, "But, Melissa, didn't you have to read that in high school?" There were a lot of books I was suppose to read. Suppose to. But, thanks to Cliff Hillegass and his trusty notes, I graduated high school and rarely read a whole novel. So here I am, six years later, with a degree in English and plans to get a Master's in the subject, yet there is a whole pile of books that have been left unopened.

So, using my list from last year, I have created the Canon of 2011 Reading Material. This list currently contains 40 books. That's basically one book every .975 weeks or 6.8 days. It sounds reasonable, but I am a horribly slow reader; I just never got the hang of speed reading. Here are a few books on my list. (Once again, a lot of them are books I should have read years ago, but never did.) Needless to say, I have a lot of work ahead of me.

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I had a really bad experience with Steinbeck in high school and never wanted to read him again. I am, however, taking my sister's word that he is America's greatest novelist and giving him another try.

My Regards to Broadway

Ah, Broadway. The light of my life. A few months ago I spent a few days in New York while traveling with a play, and saw three shows in four days. In that one weekend I saw the 2010 Tony winner for Best Musical, and met one of my favorite musical people, Kristin Chenoweth. While in recent weeks I have given up my dream of being a part of that magnificent spectacle, I am still completely enthralled by it, and am more than a little upset by the league's investment decisions.

At the time I was visiting, several shows were about to begin previews before officially opening to the public. Two of these shows were The Scottsboro Boys and Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark. The first is a true story about a group of black teenaged boys who were accused of raping to white girls on a train car in 1930's Alabama. The second is about, well, Spiderman. One of my castmates on my trip to NYC was able to see a preview of The Scottsboro Boys, and had nothing but good things to say about it. He downloaded the soundtrack and we spent the next week listening to little else. After amazing reviews On- and Off-Broadway, the show (written by the same men who wrote Chicago and Cabaret) closed after 29 previews and 49 regular performances.

Now let me tell you about the Spiderman Musical. It's been in the making for seven years, and costs $65- million to produce. If you've seen any of the Spiderman movies, you know the plot of this musical. There have been nearly a dozen actors injured; the original director, Julie Taymor, has been replaced; and the opening has been pushed back 6 times to finally open in July, making it ineligible for the 2011 Tony Awards.

What's my point? It seems some of the big-named people on Broadway have their heads in the clouds. A play about a comic book hero is more valuable than a play about real people? I'm sure the musical is pretty good- it was written by U2. I have no problem seeing a musical written by a rock star. I saw Green Day's American Idiot and was almost brought to tears. But, someone needs to take a step back and look at what is happening. While more intimate shows like The Scottsboro Boys are closing after two months of rave reviews, unrealistic spectacles that have brought more skepticism than anticipation are casting a dark shadow over the wonderment of Broadway.

Sidenote: There have been talks of a revival of the Scottsboro Boys. It would open sometime in the next year, just in time to be eligible for the 2012 Tony Awards. Seriously, go listen to the soundtrack. It is wonderful.

Actors Are People, Too

As an actor, I tend to look at movies a little differently than most people. Instead of judging a movie solely on its entertainment value, I take a look at the other elements. The script, the cinematography, the believability. But the main thing I notice above all others is the actors. Not the characters. The actors who play those characters. Because, in case you forgot, the characters are played by real people.

 Sometimes while I'm watching a movie I'm seized with a feeling of awkwardness for those actors on the screen. Why, you ask? Because I think about what it must have been like for them on the set, saying those lines, doing those crazy actions. Most of the things you see in movies would be really odd if they were to happen in real life. So, I've compile a list of just a few movies that have led me to wonder what was going through the actors' minds while filming.

Twilight
I can only imagine writhing on the floor in fake pain while someone pretends to suck on your wrist could get a little awkward. Add that to the campy dialogue, low budget, and entirely unrealistic storyline, and I'm sure at some point the actors wondered what they were getting themselves into.

Phantom of the Opera
While this soundtrack is my go-to sing-in-the-shower music, let me direct your attention to the age of the actors. When this was being filmed,  Emmy Rossum (Christine) was 17, and her love interests were 13 and 17 years older. How would you like to sing a seduction song to someone while being watched by hundreds of extras and a dozen cameras?

X-Men
Umm, she's naked. Like.... naked, and covered in prosthetics. And she's running around fighting people.

Saving Private Ryan
I can just imagine the director's words before shooting the opening scene. "Ok, when I say 'action' we're going to blow piles of dirt into the air, and we need you to run up this hill while we shoot blanks at you out of machine guns. Try to remember your lines."
I think I would call in sick that day.

So, the next time you sit down to watch your favorite movie, think of those actors who bring to life the characters. Think of the words they're saying. Then take it a step further and put yourself in their shoes. Imagine if those characters were real people. Gives you a new perspective of the magic if cinema, doesn't it?

And the Oscar Goes To...

Ah, the Academy Awards. One of my two favorite awards shows (the second being the Tonys). What is this academy, you ask? That would be the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. There are over 6,000 members of this prestigious movie club who are picked by invitation only, but their identities have never been publicly disclosed. (Although, I did go to church with a member, and a friend and I may or may not have borrowed the copy of Slumdog Millionaire he was given for voting purposes.)

While I did not go so far as to print my own ballot, I did make my own educated guesses. I'm not sure how many I got right, but I was 3 for 3 on the big ones- Best Actor, Actress, and Picture. What some people don't seem to understand is that having the most critical acclaim can be a good thing. These awards are not about different tastes in genres, or being the most well-known in a category. It's about pure, raw talent. Yes, Natalie Portman and Colin Firth were predicted to win by pretty much everyone. Can you honestly say they didn't deserve it? And do you know why? Because they were obviously good. I don't know one person who saw either of their movies and didn't walk away with positive things to say about them. That's what it's about. Does the movie speak to you? Do you sit and watch and say, "whoa, that was good." That is how an Oscar is won.

    

                                                                                      

Movies are meant to take you to another place; to transport you out of your own life for an hour or two; to make you forget about your own joys and fears and let you experience someone else's. If a movie can do that, then it deserves acclaim. So, when you stand around the water cooler at work and critique everything you didn't like about last night's award show, remember this: the winner won because the most people liked them. They didn't win because they spent the most money or had the biggest name. The academy saw their talent, and was taken away by their performance, the way a motion picture should.

Reasons to be British

If I got a job in England, I would move in a heartbeat. I have always wanted to be British. They just seem so perfect with their accents and their polo playing. They can wear a hat without anyone assuming they are going to the derby, and Football is actually played with their feet. 

The invitations for William and Kate's wedding have been sent, and the dress code for the affair calls for Uniforms, Morning Coats, or Lounge Suits. While it sounds pretentious, it is actually fabulous. Also, it adds to my list of reasons why I want to be British. I would like my wedding to have this dress code. If you're wondering what this wonderful fashion terminology means, here are some pictures.

Morning dress is simple enough. It's a formal coat or dress worn in the morning, or before 5pm. Get it: morning coat? To Americanize it, think New England WASP. Also check out the hat. I can't get enough of them.

For the men, it's tails or a formal business suit. And look more hats!

I'm pretty sure uniforms are self explanatory, but in case you were wondering, here's what one would look like. 

So, will I be awake in the early hours of April 29 to watch my husband marry another woman the Royal Wedding? You better believe it.

Ready... Go!

Look! Another blog! What is this one about, you ask? Everything. That's right. Whatever I find amusing (and let's face it, I find everything amusing) will be expressed on this site. So get ready to see the world through the eyes of one very observant person with a mind that never stops. Let's start out simple. Here's a picture of the greatest city ever, where most of my posts will take place: